About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Secondly, there was a part of me - and I didn't know how dominant that part may be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Thirdly, Ash couldn't really be *just* ten years old.
"I know what you are"
'SAY IT. Say it out loud.'
"A POKEMON MASTER."
Saw this parody ^ on tumblr and had to make a picture, if someone hasn't probably done it already.
Source imagery is obvs the Twilight cover. 'shopped with vectors (Xara.)